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DARTH VADER IS A B*TCH - Star Wars: Battlefront Gameplay

November 29, 2015 16:53 562,004 views 12,135 likes

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I'm going to level with you guys: almost everyone in Star Wars is a little bitch. WHAT???! Yeah. I said it. Now I'm going to prove it.

Luke: the whiney bitch. Doesn't want to work for his uncle who adopted him. Doesn't take care of the droids. Thinks it's impossible to force lift an X-wing. Luke is a whiney bitch.

Han: the egotistical bitch. Doesn't believe in the Force. Overconfidence in his ship and his own piloting ability. Sexually and romantically threatened by a whiney bitch. Han is an egotistical bitch.

Chewie: the bully bitch. Refuses to play sabaac by the rules. Threatens to rip C-3PO's arms off. Won't take orders from Han, the captain of the ship. Chewie is a bully bitch.

Leia: the mean bitch. Issues ad-hominem attacks and name calling against Luke, Han, Chewie, 3PO...almost everyone. Witnesses the destruction of her home planet without a single tear. Doesn't respect anyone besides Obi Wan. Leia is a mean bitch.

Lando. Nah, Lando is cool.

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