CANCER HUNTER - Chernobyl Commando Gameplay

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Is welcome to Chernobyl, comrade! We are having many good laws for safety and health, you follow them, yes?

First rule is roads must drive slow on. Traffic number one concern in Mother Russia, many accidents involving cars at high speed. No airbags, any crash is breaking neck so please to keep under 2 kilometers per hour. Also is no need to drive on road, most driving in loops around and looking for mans. Good times, and also safe times!

Second rule to keep body safe is always rely on best comrades. You see danger? Call over man! Is needing driver for slow truck? Ask man friend! Want blow off some steam and shooting best friend? Yes, man is good for this also.

Final best safety rule is never visit Chernobyl. I know, I know: at first I welcome you here. But Chernobyl is, how you say, riddled with radiation. Is much cancer here. Why not visit beautiful Novosibirsk, or resort on Sea of Azov? Many bikinis there on men and women, whatever you like friend!

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