STARPENIS in BONERSPACE - Artemis Bridge Simulator Gameplay

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Engineering to Bridge! Engineering to Bridge! Are you seeing this?

Copy Engineering, we're getting the same readings here. The levels are off the charts. Science Bay - what's your take?

Science Bay here. Our scan indicates that what we're seeing is a Class 7 SpaceDong. 

...

Class SEVEN?! The highest rated SpaceDong ever recorded was a Class 4! Chief Military Officer, what do you think?

There's only one thing to do, Captain. We've got to take care of that SpaceDong before we have a real mess on our hands. May I suggest baiting the Dong into a black hole and letting it explode?

A fine plan. Make it so.

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