SUICIDE BY CARS - Wheelhaus Gameplay

Description

My plan for this description was to look up the actual theme song from the movie Cars, because I had forgotten what it was. I was going to write like a little parody of it, with different cool rhyming lyrics and stuff. Like I sometimes do.

Turns out it was a song called "Our Town," written by Randy Newman and sung by James Taylor. I looked it up and watched it on YouTube. Do you remember this thing? It sucks. It's a sucky song. If I wrote a parody of it, no one would know what the fuck it was. They'd think I wrote a crappy piece of original poetry or something, I don't know. 

So instead of a clever, fun description, you get this: a bitter kinda-apology. Don't blame me. Blame Randy Newman and James Taylor.

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