WE TAME PUSSY - ARK: Survival Evolved Gameplay Part 5

Description

Welcome to Jurassic ARK - the only prehistoric park where we're so preoccupied with whether or not we COULD that we don't stop to think if we SHOULD! For example: SHOULD we have tamed these dilophosaurs? Probably not, but we COULD, so we DID!

And hey, who knows what we COULD do next?! Mate it with a pterosaur for a flying spitting poison terror on wings? Why the hell not? Dress it up in fancy hats and put on an all-dino performance of Easter Parade? Fuck yea! Strap a few of them together and surf the seven seas? Cowabunga!

Look, what I'm saying is that Jurassic ARK is a lot like the Outback Steak House. There are no rules here, you're going to eat a lot of rancid meat, and you're going to shit all over the floor. Just right!

So enjoy your stay at Jurassic ARK where, if the dinosaurs don't kill you, Adam probably will do it accidentally.

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