F PARADISE - ARK: Survival Evolved Gameplay Part 4

Description

I am the very model of a modern ARK triceratops
I roam the grounds and eat some grass and make a chocolate pair of plops
I'm not the kinda guy who's gonna bother or disturb you more
I'm just a placid pacifistic prehistoric herbivore.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters dinosaurical
When morons try to hunt me I don't even need an oracle
When Funhaus comes I simply charge and gore them with my middle horn
And then those guys look like a scene from some disgusting torture porn

My kind existed long ago in the cretaceous period
And when it comes to courtesies I have a gracious myriad
In short, in matters dinosaur I'm pretty much right where it stops
I am the very model of a modern ARK triceratops.

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